The Last of Us shouldn’t be getting a film adaptation. The story of the game was perfect enough as it is.
I just realized…
Imagine if Ninja Brian was on a Guest Grumps. Not Brian Wecht, no, Ninja Brian.
It would just be a normal episode of Grumps, with them asking for him to contribute. At the end, Ninja Brian would kill them both.
The first screening was delayed half an hour, then cancelled. Got a refund and a guest pass for a free screening.
Went back later in the day (I was not going to miss this!), got in the theatre. 15 minute delay, the adverts begin, then suddenly cut to black. They came back on, and the usual “Certified for cinematic exhibition” screen appeared.
Then the curtain went down and lights went up again.
Luckily, when the curtain went back up, it launched straight into the film. And it was super worth it.